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Things I Say While Im Driving...

Yup that's me haha! Does someone have my car bugged? This is ME! Also, when they are driving slowly(on the Phone) I lay down on the horn! if i cant drive they cant talk!

I don't know what to say.. I can't disagree though

The Elements of F*cking Style

A study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. (Be sure to read it all!

hahahah @Kailee Stillwell love this!

"off is the general direction in which i wish you would fuck." now, shoo.

"An awkward jog of gratitude..." LOL

People who hold the door open for you when you're still 20 yards away, forcing you into an awkward jog of gratitude. Hate this shit

Lol...I think a lot of us can relate

I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

Stop the negative voices in your head!

It's hard for me to love myself when my own mother despises me. It's difficult to comprehend how a mother can choose to hurt her offspring rather than love us. This fact makes learning to love myself the hardest thing I've ever done.

Winter

Im a firm believer in the definition of this word: winter (noun)- the three month break between a woman and her razor. This would be exactly the case except for we are required to wear shorts in gym and sometimes I happen to have gym in the winter.

Shutting the fuck up is gluten free, add that to your diet.

Good morning my favorite fat psycho slut.Shutting the fuck up is gluten free, add that to your diet.

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