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LMAO! SO me, I love this!

I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying, "Shut up, I know I can do it, I just don't want to." encouragement funny leave me alone humor

Just smarter than the average

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

YES lets go with that.. ;)

E Cards: I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. It's just that my standards are very high and most people just don't make the cut.

Amen

Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

Do you?

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?

"She's really nice once you get to know her..." Pretty sure this is how my friends describe me...

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' --reminds me of someone I used to work with!: E Card, Quotes, Fun

Random Funniest Pictures of the Day

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I have selective OCD. I haven't vacuumed in 2 weeks, but don't you dare get my silverware drawer out of order.

I love my potty mouth

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands. SO TRUE.SO TRUE.

How we are kinda feeling about homework these days...

I actually don't need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to control their annoying habit of pissing me the hell off.

Everything Paleo!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'd do anything to lose except eat healthy and work out.

I love it. Meddling people are THE WORST. It's one thing to tell me your business and I respond. It's another for you to go way out of your way to constantly be in my business. That drives me absolutely insane. Not as much as liars and gossipers but close.

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

Warning...

Funny Confession Ecard: Just FYI - I am out of the medicine that makes me like you.

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8 Office Supplies that Double Up as Emergency Fashion Fixes

Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

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