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I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep", Bitch you need to hibernate.  Bwahaha!!! Lmfao. I know it's bad, but so funny. Tags: funny ecards, humor

Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say 'I need my beauty sleep.' Bitch, you need to hibernate. Sorry but it's really funny!

So true. Especially the online shopping cart.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.

Everything Paleo!

I'd do anything to lose except eat healthy and work out. ( I work out so mine is just eat healthy.

I wish I could print this on extra large paper and shove it In one of my employees faces!

Reading about the scientific work people have devoted decades of their lives to makes me feel less neurotic. by butterflymyst

LMAO! SO me, I love this!

Story of my life. Funny Encouragement Ecard: Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying 'Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to.

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Maybe your dick would be bigger if 3/4's of it wasn't shoved into your personality.

Check out this funny meme!Hilarious meme from the house of funny(Muffin Top Humor)

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