"Except that Pride & Prejudice or CatCF didn't come out until several years after PotC, so they weren't Elizabeth Bennet or Willy Wonka yet. You could say Edward Scissorhands for Johnny." --> Still funny.
Previous pinner : "The first time I saw this I think I smacked my forehead against the wall because GOSH WILL DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT FEAR DEATH." Honestly I loved it. One of the most memorable scenes from there. How smooth Jones replied.
Pirates of the Caribbean. Why Jack Sparrow is the worst pirate: he was branded a pirate because he freed 100 slaves. Crispin wrote a book called The Price of Freedom. It explains this and it's really good, I love it.