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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people may appear bright until you hear them speak.

I hate when it's dark and my brain is like, "Hey, you know what? We haven't thought about in a while? Monsters!" And then, against all wishes, your brain starts an all-star review of every horror story you've ever read or film you've ever seen. Bring on the night light! :-)

I did this the other weekend.except replace "monsters" with "zombies." Someone was shooting off and I thought, "What if those are rifles? What if it's zombies?" This is why I choose not to watch scary movies! :) I've got "scary" covered.

Bloody Phonics. . .

The word 'phonetically' doesn't even start with an f. Shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us.

I really want to do this...

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Normal sounds pretty shitty, to be honest.

The normal you speak of doesn't sound fun at all. it's scary how accurate this is.

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Made my cofee with redbull

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SO guilty. It's the worse. It's involuntary, fyi!

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

My husband just sent this to me...Smart ass!

For all those who are stuck in traffic - Funny quote says: Let's have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.

No one plans a murder out loud... haha!

Don’t judge me cause i’m quiet. No one plans a murder out loud….

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What a great idea! And while we're talking about grammar, people need to stop saying things like "between you and I" and "He gave the money to Bob and I." "Me" is the correct word!

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