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Recruit Survival Tip Parasailing behind the Helicarrier will earn you absolutely nothing but a Darwin Award.

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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #342:Unless absolutely necessary, please refrain from ‘borrowing’ the Avengers’ auxiliary equipment. And even if it is absolutely necessary, return it at first opportunity.[Submitted anonymously]

Recruit Survival Tip absolutely necessary, please refrain from ‘borrowing’ the Avengers’ auxiliary equipment. And even if it is absolutely necessary, return it at first opportunity.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #183:Sometimes R&D has some very eccentric ideas. It’s usually best to just go along with it, at least through the testing stages.

Recruit Survival Tip Sometimes R&D has some very eccentric ideas. It’s usually best to just go along with it, at least through the testing stages.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #382:Yes, Agent Coulson used to be nicknamed ‘Cheese’ when he was in the military. The reasons remain undisclosed, however, and making assumptions is generally unwise. Therefore, you really do not have to attempt to create an artisanal cheese and name it after him.

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Phil Coulson - SHIELD Recruit Survival Tip #328

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Recruit Survival Tip light of the fact that common sense among recruits is surprisingly uncommon: do not wear Loki (or other S. enemy)-themed costumes to on-site costume parties. [Submitted by elkian]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #228:S.H.I.E.L.D. does not authorize egg hunts on premises. Nor the distribution of live bunnies or ducklings. Chocolate is fine, though.

Recruit Survival Tip SHIELD does not authorization egg hunts on premises. Nor the distribution of live bunnies or ducklings.

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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #275:Keep in mind that Loki is a shapeshifter and has been known to change genders. So the next time that ‘hot chick from Sector 7’ takes a sudden miraculous interest in you and offers you a drink, it is advised you get a full scan done by the lab technicians to make sure it is actually a martini and not snakes.  [Submitted by scarecroweyes]

Recruit Survival Tip Keep in mind that Loki is a shapeshifter and has been known to change genders. So the next time that ‘hot chick from Sector takes a sudden miraculous interest in you and offers you a drink, it is advised you.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #251:If you have been recruited to S.H.I.E.L.D., then you have passed the mandatory swimming test already. Pretending to drown while Avengers are present so as to be rescued by Captain Rogers is strongly discouraged. Trying to get rescued by Agent Romanov is doomed to fail.  [Submitted by elkian]

Recruit Survival Tip If you have been recruited to S., then you have passed the mandatory swimming test already. Pretending to drown while Avengers are present so as to be rescued by Captain Rogers is strongly.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #570: Familiarize yourself with the Evil Overlord List and be sure to develop a mental list of ways to counteract any included slip-ups by hostile forces.

Recruit Survival Tip Should you be involved at any point in working with the X-Men, be advised that they do not like to be referred to as the ‘Special Snowflake Squad’. [Submitted by simpaticonebula]

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Recruit Survival Tip While we cannot and will not prevent you from using roleplaying in your personal life, we would encourage discretion, particularly in regards to bad Russian accents and green body paint in the.

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