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Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Bitches be trippin.ok, maybe I pushed that one.

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Due to circumstances beyond my control...the BITCH in me has returned, and she is drunk.

Free, Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Here's to the guys that love us, the losers that lost us, and the lucky bastards that get to meet us!

You n me...

Free, Friendship Ecard: If you were a dinosaur you'd be a bitch-a-whoreus.

Beauty wisdom from a friend of mine: Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting Bitch Face keeps you pretty.

Smiling give you wrinkles resting bitch face keep you pretty. "Thank God I suffer from this.

Wearing heels is not sexy if you walk like a newborn calf. #ecards #funny #women

Wearing heels is not sexy if you walk like a newborn calf. This is me when I wear heels.

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Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Wait, come back. You forgot your bullshit.

Amen to that. Couldn't answer my sons 6th grade question!

Funny Confession Ecard: I know it's hard to believe that I'm right of the time. The other is when I have to solve math problems.


Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

If Facebook had a 'who really cares' button. Honey you would finally get the attention you crave.

Poor working mom, but remember, while you are at your full time job, someone else is raising your kid.

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Top of the list, bitch. One day I will take care of each one of the three that top that list.