Pizza, yet again. Server asks "Do you want cheese and pepper." Yes, you b****, what kind of question is that! (insert thought bubble here) I'm having a fat day and want to consume as many calories as humanly possible for lunch.
Watching football and ordering pizza. Although really, do you need an excuse for having pizza? Hey it's Monday, let's get pizza! Let's get pizza! Heard you're awesome. We should celebrate and get some pizza!