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Call** Mom: Time to come home Me: I've been in my room for like 4 hours

Call** Mom: Time to come home Me: I've been in my room for like 4 hours

Whisper App. Confessions from lazy people.

Whisper App. Confessions from lazy people.

Fortfarande en b�ttre lyssnare �n min gf

Fortfarande en b�ttre lyssnare �n min gf

Once had a lady ask me if our salmon was grass fed.

Once had a lady ask me if our salmon was grass fed.

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHA SOML

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHA SOML

Told a girl she was cute as a button. Gotta stop taking flirting lessons from my grandma

Told a girl she was cute as a button. Gotta stop taking flirting lessons from my grandma

"My sister is a single mom. Every time I visit her, I hide $20 bills around her apartment so she will randomly find them, thinking she misplaced money."

"My sister is a single mom. Every time I visit her, I hide $20 bills around her apartment so she will randomly find them, thinking she misplaced money."

Different Names for Things

Different Names For Things

9f542acaf871dbd5a177f5086ba08aa4

9f542acaf871dbd5a177f5086ba08aa4

Every. Time.

Every. Time.

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