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I think there could be a double meaning here. I'll have to chew it over.

Self-entitled, spoiled, selfish, disrespectful. Ugh.

Do Americans really want to beat their kids? Once upon a time, Mommies & Daddies could beat their kid's asses so they learned to respect others. But these days they can't and that's why so many people suck.

True

Dear Santa, Yeah, I was naughty this year. And it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard. Where can I buy this?

Kick ass in business and in life! Learn a lesson from your dog - no matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on!

hahaha. by jeannie

I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

lol It's not vodka either!

"Celery is water & not pizza.and this is why I can do without celery.

The Vear family.

Funny Family Ecard: Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway. I know the feeling.

Love this!!  I think this made me laugh for for five minutes straight.  I do it whenever the chance arises.

Me!

This is so me! Told my husband I had to run out to Target so I was leaving him with the kids, should take no more then 20 mins. He fell for it. I'm going to walk every sq ft of that store with a caramel macchiatto & my coupons!

I facebooked you!!!

I am in one of those moods where I just want to throw a book at someones face and be like Moore Scotece

I may be really white but the only part of this rap song i know is coming up and I'm about to own the shit out of all fifteen seconds of it. Oh soooo true!!

I may be really white but the only part of this rap song i know is coming up and I'm about to own the shit out of all fifteen seconds of it. Yep, this is me Shields Kriss

I would spend money on stamps to mail this to some people.  No joke.

I would spend money on stamps to mail this to some people. No joke.

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