"I'll DIE if I don't take it"....every day drama!!

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

I finally figured out why a certain southern family member always saying "Bless Your Heart" to me always made me feel awkward. ~ still makes me laugh.

In the south, "Aren't you precious" translates to "At least you're mama thinks your pretty" and "Bless your heart" translates to "Can you really be that stupid" Southern Sayings

Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad. Yes.

I no longer feel this way. I don't feel like I am on a diet and if I am, well then, Dieting is when you eat food that makes you glad!

Blog Title:  TMZ Christians  This blog entry is about busybodies in the Body of Christ  http://afreshword.org/post/97682615043/tmz-christians  If you can think of more examples where someone should "butt in" that are not covered, I am sure I didn't catch them all.  #TMZ #busybodies #Thessalonians

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

I wanted to lose 10 lbs this year. Only 13 to go.

I wanted to lose 10 pounds.only 13 to go! My diet, my New Year's resolution, story of my life.

I have tried running, but I kept spilling my wine.  There goes THAT New Year's resolution!

Funny Confession Ecard: I have tried running, but I kept spilling my wine.try a sippy cup, Candi!

A Strongly Worded Letter to People Who Obsessively Update Us On Their Workouts. #WeDontGiveA  #FUCK

A Strongly Worded Letter to People Who Go Too Hard at the Gym

Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout. Tell us about your workout, Lauren

FOX News summed up in one ecard..

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

That moment you wake up and realize your muffin top is now a poundcake.

The Funniest Someecards Of The Week (PHOTOS)

That moment you wake up and realize your muffin top is now a poundcake. Not funny :(

Sad but true...

Someone from Massachusetts posted a whisper, which reads "That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

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eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

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