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"I'll DIE if I don't take it"....every day drama!!

"I'll DIE if I don't take it"....every day drama!!

I work out because I know I would've been the first to die in the Hunger Games

I work out because I know I would've been the first to die in the Hunger Games

Then raise the fuck out of our kids!  And give you all the motherfucking love and support you'd ever fucking need.  And pay the hell out of that fucking mortgage.  And then when the gutters are clogged I'll get up that fucking ladder and clean that shit up while you stand by the kitchen window comically judging my work.  And then we can vacuum the fuck out of our carpet so hard that we'll have to get a new one.  We'll wash our clothes so goddamn fucking hard. Forget no rinse, we'll use high…

Then raise the fuck out of our kids! And give you all the motherfucking love and support you'd ever fucking need. And pay the hell out of that fucking mortgage. And then when the gutters are clogged I'll get up that fucking ladder and clean that shit up while you stand by the kitchen window comically judging my work. And then we can vacuum the fuck out of our carpet so hard that we'll have to get a new one. We'll wash our clothes so goddamn fucking hard. Forget no rinse, we'll use high…

Olika religioner

Olika religioner

creepy

creepy

too true.

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too true.

SOML

SOML

haaa inspiration

haaa inspiration

So true!!!

So true!!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I only seem to remember I want to lose weight AFTER eating 7 cookies.

Funny Confession Ecard: I only seem to remember I want to lose weight AFTER eating 7 cookies.

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