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THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE I EAT DOES NOT DEFINE ME

I'm glad to know that my habit of eating people won't define my self-worth :)

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And I wouldn't be having this bullshit pseudo-discussion with a God damn imbecile.

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Last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked at her straight in the eye and said "from my tears"

my life in one post. I cant say Jensen is a good actor without someone saying " oh you just think he's hot"

I cant say Jensen is a good actor without someone saying " oh you just think he's hot">> basically the whole spn cast, Tom Holland, Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston

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Team "I always wear the same sweatshirt and all of my jeans look the same, and I look like a cartoon character because of it"

Team " I'm to lazy to change into an actual bra so I'll keep wearing this comfortable bra instead.

I wish my mom were this cool. She refuses to even go in Hot Topic to buy me a gift <<<<< oh. Your mom sucks, mine doesnt understand it but goes in there and buys me things :)

Oh my

They very much did kill Jesus. Hahahah I fell really bad for laughing I'm probably going to hell for this hahahahah

Burst out laughing in a dead silent room

the sound of laminated paper.just broke out laughing in the middle of a silent classroom.

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