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"...She invites me up at twelve o clock at night, for coffee. And I don't go up. 'No thank you, I don't want coffee, it keeps me up. Too late for me to drink coffee.' I said this to her. People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live..."

She invites me up at twelve o clock at night, for coffee. Too late for me to drink coffee. People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.

What sitcom is this? #Seinfeld

Chalk it up to early style for the most part, but the below "Seinfeld" promo photos are hilariously wonderful.

(The Money) - Slappy White is the name under which Jerry claims he was registered at Bally's.

Seinfeld quote - Jerry lies to his mother about using a fake name at an Atlantic City hotel, 'The Money'

Seinfeld - I can feel his blood taking things from mine

You got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy! "I can feel his blood inside of me. Borrowing things from my blood.

35 Ways You Are A Young George Costanza

35 Ways You Are A Young George Costanza

Seinfeld - George Costanza's parents have limits, 'The Junk Mail'

Mark my words, Seinfeld. Your day of reckoning is coming.

“Mark my words, Seinfeld. Your day of reckoning is coming.

"...It's hard keeping' your feet dry, when you're kickin' in a skull..."

From Soup Nazis to Nuts: 100 Best 'Seinfeld' Characters

It's hard keeping' your feet dry, when you're kickin' in a skull.

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