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When someone says 'I forgot to eat', I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

eCard--When someone says "I forgot to eat", I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eatig. So true

I've heard it's nice....

I can't remember what not tired feels like. Sometimes the extreme exhaustion of my RA, and fibromyalgia is much harder to deal with than the pain,SO TRUE FOR ME.

Yes!  Hubby best remember this...  and my use to be best friend carolyn!

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.learning to let go but this is too funny & indicative of the past

always the victim.... boo fucking hoo

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

Husbands.. Always gotta ask

I always remind my husband that we have only lived in the house for 10 years. Funny, I thought it was just my husband. Turns out maybe he isn't that unique.

Soooo true! My husband is amazing for putting up with this from me!

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 11 months from now. Because I'm a woman, and we never forget anything. Ever.

yup that's how it goes

"I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet. I get hungry." Well I really do get faint and shaky if I don't eat often enough.

Idiots cause stress. Stress causes depression. Depression causes physical ailments. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick

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