My French teacher told us this joke the first year of French class!
An idea from the person who should have directed the Twilight movies-Kanye as Edward Cullen.
I CAN'T EVEN
This friend sounds awesome. <<< I practically am that friend. I mean dark humour isn't everyone's cup of liquidised dead baby, but if someone appreciates it then they are my best friend for life automatically.
I'll be cracking up to myself and weirding out my entire family.
I am literally shaking and crying, I can't function any
hellacopter oh my word XD
Knocked Out.I laughed so hard reading this
Pardon the language but it was too funny <== fuck your language