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The Missing Ingredient to Getting Your Toddler to Sleep Through the Night

Magnets from Anne Taintor: .and then the children cleaned their rooms, got mommy her drink, and went straight to bed. Now that's what I call 'happily ever after'!

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Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.

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Unfortunately the house usually looks better than me. (just not enough time & my husband is more concerned with the house looking good)

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Napkins - Anne Taintor Drunk and Disorderly Funny Cocktail Beverage -- me and my BFF.

How about the moment when you punish your kids and realize you sound exactly like your mom! Scary!!

3 Natural Homemade Cleaners to Remove Pet Stains & Odors

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

This is so true, but when I'm home, it's a problem too!  Ha ha!!

Cleaning House while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow, while it's still snowing. My house will be clean for when my kids go on vacations.

Tee Hee

Kid And Parent Humor Mom, what is normal? It's just a setting on the dryer, honey.

Sounds familiar! Or how bout when you start a project/chore and does 90% of it and they offer to help and does the last 10% and then takes credit for all of it?

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

Motherhood---wanting to pee alone

My poor mom, I used to sit outside her door. I thought it was our "special" alone time. Poor woman just wanted to pee! Love you mom!

Glad to say this doesn't apply to my husband. Kudos to my mother in law. On our wedding day she told me she did the best she could with him and that he was now my problem. I didn't get it then - but it's damn funny now!!!

Mother in Law Quotes Mother in Law Quotes i. some cute, funny and hilarious quotes about mother-in-law.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.

I'm right anyway.

This is totally how I feel about my mom when she is telling me how I should cook things step by step. I know she's only trying to help, but I will never learn if I don't try it on my own.

beer up

USA Olympic Drinking Team - It's a gold medal in London in for sure!

LOL, I love ecards I hate those signs lol

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

My Dad used to say this all the time- "Ofcourse it's from scratch! Scratch open the box!

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