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The Missing Ingredient to Getting Your Toddler to Sleep Through the Night

Magnets from Anne Taintor: .and then the children cleaned their rooms, got mommy her drink, and went straight to bed. The End. Now that's what I call 'happily ever after'!

I Drink Because You're Boring

Anne Taintor Square Magnet, Choosy Moms Choose Beer By Anne Taintor

Haha, my mom used to do this...except one night I remember her simply telling me to get a towel and do it myself, haha.

Hey some nights ya just gotta do what ya gotta do.LOL Don't worry you're not the first mom who's ever thrown a towel over the peed-on sheets and gone back to bed. Hallmark The Edge of Motherhood card.

We like to call them The Toddler B-C's.

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Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

lol- 20 Ways Toddlers are Like Drunk People - Hilarious! More applicable to me, 20 ways dealing with a drunk person is like a toddler

I may not be a mom, but I know how kids roll!

It's The Most Obnoxious Meal Of The Day. but for me it's all three meals that are obnoxious!

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Should we try a different position tonight? Sure, Why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. How's that sound? Well I guess I will just find my position over there on the sofa.

I'm not even a mom and I hear this 24/7. If we don't answer her within 5 seconds of hearing her, she repeats it 50 more times.

59 Funny Memes That Will Put A Smile On Your Face

I'm not even a mom and I hear this If we don't answer her within 5 seconds of hearing her, she repeats it 50 more times.

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