Funny tumblr conversation white suburban van mom

Don't be a religious suburban white mom about it. Fight me Helen.

Sounds like a conversation me and my friend would have after a few wines lol

✰уσυ ωιℓℓ fιи∂ мє ωαℓкιиg ιи тнє ωιи∂✰ The dream police they live inside of my head, the dream police they come to me in my bed.

this is uberly needed.

Next million dollar idea

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos without perky people

Get out

Get out

Get out<<<< no stay that was so brilliant teach me your was Pun Master<<< more puns!


A snobbish criminal going down the stairs = A condescending con descending!


i cracked up laughing and this is literally the third time i've seen this! i literally can't stop laughing!

I've done this

One time I was watching over a class and a girl asked to go to the water fountain so I was going to say 'okay' and 'go ahead' and I looked straight at her and said 'go away'

Love this

I flossed obsessively for many years, but got told to "floss more" by default. Every single time. No bleeding, no cavities. I think they just like to treat everyone like they're inferior.

How to Bazinga someone when they make a sexist joke! Lol

" Life hack: when someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with all seriousness, "I don't get it. Can you explain it." Then watch them crash and burn.