Can confirm, am a Northerner<< Am not a Northerner but can't feel cold for reasons

Can confirm, am a Northerner

And here's a fact; most time we're lying to be funny, dominant, or snotty

The Wendy’s review: | The 25 Funniest Types Of Reviews On The Internet

this place is BAWLIN' yo. Chicken nuggitz be crispy like you never SEEN . I tasted one and i was like "WHHAAAA! Are you serious Wendy?

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It's actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because the zombies only have one way to go and that's straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

One time my toilet water froze, our pipes also froze, and my dads car froze so we jump started it in 4ft of snow

One time my toilet water froze, our pipes also froze, and my dads car froze so we jump started it in of snow--- and I'm freezing at the lowest temp.

Listen up. It's story time. Last year One of my classes was pretty dang quiet. Then we would play kahoot and the competition was on. All I have to say is that we weren't so quiet anymore. My teacher threated to give us actual homework. (She did give us homework, but never actually checked it so most of us didn't do it.)

Listen up. It's story time. Last year One of my classes was pretty dang quiet. Then we would play kahoot and the competition was on. All I have to say is that we weren't so quiet anymore. My teacher threated to give us actual homework.

This enthusiastic gluer: | 26 People You Wish Were Your Co-Workers

26 People You Wish Were Your Co-Workers

Post with 6900 votes and 2300581 views. My buddy got written up at work after some complaints. His supervisor thought it was hilarious though.

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