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"Having a 2-year-old is like having a blender without a lid." ~Jerry Seinfeld

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender without a lid. (& two teenagers = one 2 year old!

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Or red mah boi

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

Thank gosh!

Oh, thank god! But the sad thing is, when I get older I will probably still say thank god I don't look like I did at

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If you won't sing in the car with me when we drive, we can't be friends. So true.

hahaha. by jeannie

I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

Hehehee

An entire bottle of wine can fit in a Starbucks Trenta cup. This is clearly what the trenta cup was designed for.

hahahaha! oh...that's so ridiculously true! hahaha!

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"I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.so me.

most people use facebook to harass, insult & disrespect those they don't like by posting 'general' insults through quotes etc knowing that the person they are insulting & those that know both of them know exactly what they are doing.

Potential v. Purpose in Life

oh my gosh. probably truer then i should be willing to admit. :)

This is me. I feel guilty about it so I water our grass. I'm cleaning out my car in case anyone needs 27 half empty bottles of water

Want to go to Pythons, honey?  I just like their wings...  LOL!!

A male version of Hooters…

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Especially in the classroom lol!

Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day. [makes me miss Viva Piñata, the video game]

Replace "dog" with "cat" and "frosting" with "peanut butter" and the chances are sadly good ... sigh ...

I would like to think I will die a heroic death but it's more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. [substitute "peanut butter" for frosting!

That's what friends are for

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