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I used my manners today and said please. Well, actually I said bitch please but whatever. Close enough .

Quite often true for me

Being an adult is mostly being exhausted, wishing you hadn't made plans, and wondering how you hurt your back

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Story of my amazing life! Most of my homesizzles want to murder me,they don't like me, but I can't make people have good taste. Their loss I am a bundle of sarcastic quotes and rainbows

Ya, extremely. I play hockey Ver aggressively but I'm also (according to my friends) very compassionate

I'm an odd combination of "really sweet" and "don't mess with me." INFJ and INFP-T


Rebel Circus: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me for not beating the fuck out of you the first time.

Sometimes I wish this could happen then I can't get told off for opening my mouth when I shouldn't!!

At times, I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear in bubbles over our heads

Don't be fooled

Don't be fooled. Under this cold bitchy exterior is a fiery core of absolute insanity coated in athin layer of "I can be sweet if I wanna"

Getting real sick and tired of pants and responsibilities.

Filipino poverty essays Free Essay: There are many contributing factors that do not help out the Filipino’s when trying to make an income. Luck does not always go their way.

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