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Haha good one!!

Mornings_nap_"I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap."_Seriously, I have had a few of these; and I do laugh.

If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

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Free and Funny Family Ecard: If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

So im not the only one

I'm more at singing, winning fake arguments. Whitney Huston ain't got crap on my when it comes to the shower! & I will will that argument, lets take it to the shower!

Me!

I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom. This is the kind of mom that I will be. only time will tell.

Nah, I'm not that good at hiding feelings.  If I don't like you, there pretty much will never be a  problem knowing.  Women on the other hand have a tendency to hide it better, just because they are not as confrontational, unless they are talented in the art of fucking you up, physically.

Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face I always smile. (Although I rarely feel mean things, I just always smile.

So very true

The Motto For Most LolSnaps Users

I’m Not A Procrastinator. I’m Just Extremely Productive at Unimportant Things.

It makes for good memories lol

I call that "slaphappy." You get so tired, that you are to the point of being dazed and goofy and weird, all at the same time.

I'm looking forward to my next "horizontal life pause"

a día, taking naps sounds so childish I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses. I love to take about three horizontal life pauses per day,

Hahaha Hell Yes I'm Sure This Is True!!

I think my guardian angel drinks.ha ha, Idon't think I have a guardian angel, but if I did she'd probably drink.

you know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying I just find it funny how.....

It's true. You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying "I just find it funny how." because there's a chance she did not find it funny.

Unfortunately very true.

Most nighs I am confident I'll get up in the morning to work out. Most mornings I think it's a better idea to work out at night.

This is too true. Be forewarned!

I have three sides. The quiet and sweet side. The fun and crazy side. The side you never want to see.

I Am Clumsy.  The Floor Doesn't Hate Me And The Chairs Are Not Bullies.  However, The Wall Does Get In The Way!!

Funny pictures about I'm not clumsy. Oh, and cool pics about I'm not clumsy. Also, I'm not clumsy.

In the dark.

Funny pictures about Mostly Every Night Of My Life. Oh, and cool pics about Mostly Every Night Of My Life. Also, Mostly Every Night Of My Life photos.

I always thought this! Lol

My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT? {i know u will appreciate the dentist humor} ;

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