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I told my 4 year brother I'm a unicorn but my horn got stolen, he said not to worry and be my hero & save it.The next morning I woke up to a lollypop stuck to my head. That was my graduation day!

I told my 4 year brother I'm a unicorn but my horn got stolen, he said not to worry and be my hero & save it.The next morning I woke up to a lollypop stuck to my head.

I always have pepper spray with me.  Today some guy was physically harassing an older lady.  Today I used pepper spray for the first time.

Someone from North Hill, King, US posted a whisper, which reads "I always have pepper spray with me. Today some guy was physically harassing an older lady. Today I used pepper spray for the first time.

oof I'm gonna do that

18 Hilarious Period Memes To Get You Through Hell Week

So mean haha, but definitely makes you realize how some things are just our perception and not reality.

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "When my stepdaughter leaves her "fancy" Voss water in the fridge, I drink it all and replace it with tap water.and how gross my tap water is.

My 3 year old is getting ready to graduate preschool. She said she wants to make a speech. I asked her if she knew what happened after graduation and she says " I GOTTA GET A JOB, RIGHT MOM?"

My 3 year old is getting ready to graduate preschool. She said she wants to make a speech. I asked her if she knew what happened after graduation and she says " I GOTTA GET A JOB, RIGHT MOM?

My subtle way of trying to correct my boyfriend's grammar without sounding bitchy..

Someone from Gravenhurst, Ontario, CA posted a whisper, which reads " My subtle way of trying to correct my boyfriend's grammar without sounding bitchy.

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No Man November, Don't Date December, Just Me January, Forever Alone February.

Last night I caught my neighbors daughter and her friends jumping into my pool at 2 am... so I did the polite thing and went back to bed.

Someone from Dearborn Heights, Michigan, US posted a whisper, which reads "Last night I caught my neighbors daughter and her friends jumping into my pool at 2 am. so I did the polite thing and went back to bed.

Brother is parent like

My little brother is has autism and cannot speak, but today is my birthday and he managed to say happy birthday, im such a proud brother atm

I get immediately judged by my long hair (I'm a guy). If they were to ask me why I have long hair, they would learn that I donate it to those who are fighting cancer. Don't judge someone's appearance.

I get immediately judged by my long hair (I'm a guy). If they were to ask me why I have long hair, they would learn that I donate it to those who are fighting cancer.

I met my boyfriends entire family and extended family the other day. His brother and sister both said if he breaks up with me he is disowned  I think I'm approved

I once went to the ER because I had really bad gas. I waited for 2 hours so a DR could push on my stomach. I farted in his face.

HAHHAHAHA

I wish me and my twin looked a like we get away with a lot 😉

My son has a "ghost". Swears it's his grampa. But I've alwats wondered if it's actually his twin that didn't survive.

Lucky has a "guardian angel" in her stillborn twin brother Peter. ("Peter" is short for "Peter Pan.

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