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i laughed so hard!

: ) No, I don’t want to come to your dog’s birthday party … freak. My cat is getting married that weekend.

In honor of #FartWeek, we present the Fart Chart.

The Fart Chart

I cried from laughing so hard! Oh my gosh, if I wasn't in a good mood before reading this. The overachiever made my day

I Work Hard....Because Millions on Welfare Depend on Me.

I Work Hard For Those On Welfare

I Work Hard.Because Millions on Welfare Depend on Me. Maybe not millions, cause i'm Norwegian, but more than enough.

Love it when kids say EWWWWW, I pushed you out of my vagina covered inm y inside YOU are EWWWWW

The Joke’s on Mom

I love it when I do something and my kid goes "ewwwwww mommy". Um child - I pushed you out of my vagina covered with all my insides. You are "eww".

Ha... Finally!!! Bein a stay at home mommy is still hard work even though its not a paid job! Bam sukkas!!:)

Funny Family Ecard: 'Mom, we're bored!' Why don't you kids go play the Hunger Games.I'll see one of you later.

Thanks for saying my face looks like I'm ill with no makeup

Thanks for saying my face looks like I'm ill with no makeup. The ONE DAY I don't wear eye make up. ALL my littles ask me if I'm sick.

Spare the rod, spoil the child.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin.

Lol this is how I feel every time I have to change my password at work!

Funny Confession Ecard: My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything back.

Funny Confession Ecard: My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything

Sunday Social: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things - Paperblog

Sunday Social: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things

Haha man now I know to only wear my yoga pants to the gym and change lol

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