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This is very true.

Haven’t had my coffee yet, don’t make me kill you. // People should not annoy me before I have my coffee. You'll just a sarcastic response that is intended to make you shut up and go away.

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I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

And they will know they were conceived via raunchy sex one day.

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

Now this is exactly how Future Progression feels like. Half dreaming and half awake.

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

"Oh, delicious" hahaha

Funny pictures about Before and after coffee. Oh, and cool pics about Before and after coffee. Also, Before and after coffee.

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Funny Workplace Ecard: Do you see SPARK in my hand yet? So then why are you still talking?

Sounds familiar! Or how bout when you start a project/chore and does 90% of it and they offer to help and does the last 10% and then takes credit for all of it?

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

I understand the concept of Cooking & Cleaning quote - 36 of My Favorite Silly, Crazy or Funny Quotes of the Day

36 of My Favorite Silly, Crazy or Funny Quotes For the Day

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I cannot agree more. I don't have time for you to decide on how many squirts of vanilla hazelnut syrup you want in your tall skinny vanilla late with soy milk instead of 2% today because you're "trying to cut back the calories". Just move so I can get my venti black dark roast.

Coffee - by Dave Barry "It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.

If only I can remember this at the appropriate time!

how do you start business, how start business, to start a small business - Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business .lmfao I would love to have a sign so all my neighbors can see it.

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She'd be "the Mom! and not only smarter than Dad . smarter than any of Dad's friends too!

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Tickled You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body. - Falling in Love

And this is how I feel EVERY morning! Bring on that delicious coffee - and keep it coming!

When barista asks me how I am doing at 0530 in the morning, I check my pulse in my neck. "I have a pulse, but no neural activity. Bean me please.

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