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I used to play this all the time!  Now my siblings play it and I understand why my mom doesn't like the game. ;)

We played "the floor is lava" all the time when we were kids. It was SO fun jumping across the living room from couch to couch.

Baha, I think this every time!

One thing I love about shaving is feeling the part of my leg with hair and then the part that has already been shaved cause its fun to feel the difference.

Yep!

This makes me laugh so hard because I am a cranky cow today! Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow.

This is too true. Be forewarned!

I have three sides. The quiet and sweet side. The fun and crazy side. The side you never want to see.

Every. Single. Time. Makes me want to cry..

That 'kill me' moment when you think you're done washing the dishes and you turn around and see those pots on the stove. Or ten kiddie cups in random places.especially when the dish washer is full!

I NEVER forget to eat, but I definitely have days where I have eleven breakfasts and night lunch.

Doctor Who. Torchwood. Buffy. Lol

Every time. Netflix is my frienemy. Walking Dead is my addiction.

'Just remember, you wouldn't look good in prison stripes'. Haha

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away. Well, not just sometimes.

Never

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

Hilarious meme from the house of funny  Click on the picture to see hundreds more!

Omg this was totally me doing a somersault for Harper. My neck hurt for days.

I don't play stupid though.

Literally every day of my life. i always have to explain that I'm not a creeper. i just have a photographic memory!

Boobs!

What do boys even find attractive about boobs they are literally a ball of fat a girl's chest. Like you can love me for the fat on my chest why can't you love me for the fat on my stomach you piece of shit.

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