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The human version of a headache is Minahil Bakhtawar. She drives me ga-ga crazy.

Yes!!!!

If a woman says, "Do what you want", stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead.

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I've decided I'll never get down to my original weight. After all, is just not realistic.

Children at bedtime.

OMG this is so true! All the deep questions come out at bedtime. At bed time my children turn into dehydrated philosophers who need a hug.

(Selective Few only)  what should of been swallowed or ran down a leg, is now...well the trial & error in that goes back generations..accidental miracle some may say. Oh for fucks sake, ride hard, die free!!!

(Selective Few only) what should of been swallowed or ran down a leg, is now...well the trial & error in that goes back generations..accidental miracle some may say. Oh for fucks sake, ride hard, die free!!!

Death To Boredom Image #nutritionquotesfunny #nutritionquotesfacts

Death To Boredom Image #nutritionquotesfunny #nutritionquotesfacts

As well as other more adult vices .Funny Pictures Of The Day - 56 Pics

YES! Because sometimes you need a reminder that you can do great things!//

Adding things to my to do list that I've already done, just so I can cross them off. Whaaaaahaha So me !