Lol, my teacher passed around a petition to "ban dihydrogen monoxide" and everyone (including me, unfortunately) signed it. Then she proceeded to laugh at us all afternoon. Now I go around and warn people about dihydrogen monoxide.
I will marry him. Then we will have socially awkward children and our strangeness will literally make the entire world simultaneously uncomfortable. <<<< oh my gods that is the best comment I've read<<<< this is some funny shit
I was telling my parents (who recently started season 4 of Sherlock) that the fandom ships Johnlock, and my mom was like "?" So I said "people ship Sherlock and John" and she's like *long pause* "to where?