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When you know yourself too well  lololol

this is the most amazing thing I have ever seen. I generally write phrases as my passwords too tho.

It's all about perspective.

It's all about perspective. Humans are weird/Space Australia

Hahahhaha No Ingles! :3

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Not sure if this is true but it's an interesting interpretation.food for thought!

Great, now I'm even more appalled at the use of virginity to shame women. They took a powerful word and made it into something they could use to control women.

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Lol, my teacher passed around a petition to "ban dihydrogen monoxide" and everyone (including me, unfortunately) signed it. Then she proceeded to laugh at us all afternoon. Now I go around and warn people about dihydrogen monoxide.

Fucking hell. I'd rather have my precious gem put in Excalibur (if anyone doesn't know what that is, look it up)

Ashes compressed into gemstone jewel sword avenge I will not die unless I am killed I can assure you

Creepy, yet so funny

"Mayonnaise" <<< are you Satan then. <<< yes, I already posted this but I'm doing it again because I have now confirmed why I said Mayonnaise

How not to ask a girl out…

I will marry him. Then we will have socially awkward children and our strangeness will literally make the entire world simultaneously uncomfortable. <<<< oh my gods that is the best comment I've read<<<< this is some funny shit


Funny pictures about Justified revenge. Oh, and cool pics about Justified revenge. Also, Justified revenge.


I was telling my parents (who recently started season 4 of Sherlock) that the fandom ships Johnlock, and my mom was like "?" So I said "people ship Sherlock and John" and she's like *long pause* "to where?