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Once upon a time...

Once upon a time a man asked a girl to marry him, the girl said “no!” And she lived happily ever after, and went shopping, dancing and drinking. She always had a clean house, never cooked and looked fabulous all the time.

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Partnered Post: Some Tasty Candy Buffet Advice From Temptation Candy

Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.

Pumpkin spice latte <3

If I was dating myself, I would surprise myself with starbucks every morning and it would be adorable. best boyfriend ever.

Ice Cream Shop

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

31 Hysterically #Funny #Life #Quotes You Won’t Be Expecting

16 Reasons The Best Place For An Ego Boost Is The Women's Restroom

It's alright if you don't want any. More for me.

Funny Ecards: homemade with love. In other words, i licked the spoon and kept using it.


Just Kidding. No Really - Just Kidding! I've got another fav! Funny Pictures Of The Day – 57 Pics

Life lesson. Lol

Life lesson. Lol



Everything Paleo!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'd do anything to lose except eat healthy and work out.

.I've been thinking...I'm the man of this house, so starting tomorrow, I want you to have a hot, delicious meal ready for me the second I walk thru that door... Afterwards, while watching TV and relaxing in my chair, you'll bring me my slippers, and then run my bath... and when I'm done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?  A: The Funeral Director!

"The funeral director." Got this from a friend and thought now THIS is funny! Showed my honey, he thought it was pretty funny and agreed it would be the funeral director.

New Year's Humor: Open a gym called "Resolutions". It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks then turn into a bar for the rest of the year.

extra minutes.

vintage I finally figured out my body type. it's hourglass with Extra minutes