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RIP George Carlin "Here's all you have to know about men and women. Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Comedy legend George Carlin: "Never argue with stupid people. They'll drag you down to their level, and beat you, with experience.

Best George Carlin Quotes of All Time: George Carlin on Men and Women

Best George Carlin Quotes of All Time

Best George Carlin Quotes of All Time: George Carlin on Men and Women

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I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay.

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Bipartisan usually means that a larger than usual deception is being carried out george carlin 2 The Best Non Jon Stewart Quotes About (Mostly) American Politics

~ George Carlin quote. "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that those two institutions screw us up enough o their own, so both of them together is certain death."

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. - My hero, George Carlin

Louis C.K., you have a horrible sense of humor, and you make me wince sometimes...but I could get used to that, seeing as I laugh hysterically afterwards.

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George Carlin was so right!

"Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking. They want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation.

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