i can be the nicest or "meanest" person... not really mean, per se, but at some point, I have no patience for people's ridiculousness

i can be the nicest or "meanest" person. not really mean, per se, but at some point, I have no patience for people's ridiculousness

Lol and girl I don't give a damn what you or him think about me or what I do.

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Don't think he understands any of it...

Funny Breakup Ecard: Since narcissistic was too big a word for you. How about asshole? Do you understand asshole?

I wish I was crappy enough to actually do this !!! I will say that if you mistreat me to the breaking point then you get... absolutely nothing from me ever again. And I'm okay with that too :)

From this point on, I plan to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some will be glad. Others should be scared.

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So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Pinterest is really just electronic hoarding.@ http://www.someecards.com/usercards/nsviewcard/MjAxMi1iZGI4ZDIwMWQxZmYyNDEw

E-card: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life

Yes, and please do not post you ugly feet on Facebook!  No one wants to see that!  No one's feet are that pretty.......geez, Louise......

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could swoop out of the sky & snatch your dinner from a lake.

Eat clean, whole foods and feel satisfied!  30 Days of Weight Loss Entrees :-)

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Its true Clear jars are a collectors best friend. So true! In Memory of My Best Friend Breast Cancer Heart Tee true

Oh Lord, forgive me but yes this is how I feel these days! Wouldn't have it any other way!

i know its naughty but it made me giggle haha, funny yoga namaste

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Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch. SO TRUE!

If I learn to listen more carefully and then thought before I spoke, I would have gotten this little tidbit of wisdom sooner.  :)

Funny Breakup Ecard: When your ex says, 'You'll never find anyone like me again.' Tell him, 'That's the point, you idiot.