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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Forgiving you means I no longer dwell on what a giant asshole you are. It doesn't mean you're no longer a giant asshole.

Still choosing to sleep with a married man, she has no respect and neither does he.

Congrats on getting your boyfriend to leave his loving & devoted wife for you. Your prize is a man who has no problem lying & cheating on the one person he vowed to love, honor, and cherish. Good luck with that BITCH!

Why I had to turn around and walk the fuck away after almost three years of trying to bring guy I fell in love with back. Truth is, that guy never existed in the first place. It was all a masquerade. It took me this long to figure out and I am much wiser now.

Maybe he can't handle a strong, independent woman. Maybe he needs a skank.and truth comes out and he can't and he does and he's found one!

always the victim.... boo fucking hoo

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

Funny Nursing Quotes: http://www.nursebuff.com/2013/07/funny-nurses-quotes/

Truth hurts but in the case of the funny nurse quotes listed here, it reminds nurses that their entire career can be as exciting as Forrest Gump’s box of chocolates.

something to think about

Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

95% of the decisions in my life.. - http://jokideo.com/95-of-the-decisions-in-my-life/

Ecard : of the decisions I'm my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good

How many more pictures must you take of yourself? We get it. You need to be told you're beautiful. | eCards

That is pretty sad when you have more selfies of you than you have pictures of children, husband or with friends. Attention seeking much LOL

Top 24 Most Relatable Adulting Struggles - QuotesHumor.com

Top 24 Most Relatable Adulting Struggles

I have decided that I not longer want to be an adult. If anyone needs me, I will be in my couch cushion and bed sheet fort, coloring.

I miss you, and that ass.

I finally made my own someecard! i said this one day and thought to myself, I should make that an ecard. I mean you know how clever those church signs can be, come on! love it!

The big sisters are the dangerous ones. We protect our "baby bears"

If you mess with the little sister, there is always a bigger crazier. I'm that bigger crazier sister

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life. If I die by next Tuesday.

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, If I die by next Tuesday.sums up my life!

All my friends are getting married and pregnant. I am just getting more awesome. #ChildFree #ChildFreeLife #Awesome

All my friends are pinning weddings and babies. and I'm over here pinning tattoos and weird shit that makes me giggle and things for my FUTURE baby.

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