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I almost died XD

Did you see this?

Haha

A snobbish criminal going down the stairs = A condescending con descending!

My mom had a buyer at the house today while I tore apart my room in an attempt to clean it-- I'm talking about full blown underwear and clothes all over the place-- to make things worse, I had my headset full blast and I was fooling around singing full blast as horrible as possible

Why can't I make friends by doing embarrassing things? More importantly why can't I make friends?<<< yeah doing embarrassing things never gets me anywhere!

Hahaha

"Imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like 'cool story, bro, now go chop some lumber.

The scary thing is, I can see this happening to us. ... I better check the dishwasher.

Sometimes I think I do stupid things.and then I read things like this. And then I feel better about myself.

Grasmithski

Ship names! The thing your describing is ship names using your surname!

Let the games begin

Let the games begin

Beethoven being deaf jokes are probably my favorite thing.

Beethoven being deaf jokes are probably my favorite thing.Probably shouldn't laugh.

the best way to put my screeching skills to good use

Once, there were moms in the gym watching their kids, and there was one standing on the track and idk what language she spoke or what to say, so I just hissed at her like a cat. She moved. = How Nara gets rid of people.

Role model.

Does anybody else get that three football players thing or just me?

To my understanding, I believe vampires were dark skinned to blend better with the night. Not pale and sparkly.

To my understanding, I believe vampires were dark skinned to blend better with the night. Not pale<-interesting.

Shark week

Shark week

I did this my freshman year XP we use Shark Week as a euphemism for periods too. And one of the boys that lived in my hall knew and we would always mess with him saying yeah its shark week and he would freak out and tell us he didn't need to know that XD

I guess you can say it's a chemical romance

But what if we do start manufacturing love pills. Uase it normally, it's Brave New World feel-goodsies, but an overdose could mean severe psychosis. <<< woAH THATS A GOOD PROMPT

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