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Told my boyfriend we should see the Deadpool movie for Valentine's Day instead of dinner. I will never forget the squeal of utter fanboy delight he made.
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Literally what me and my boyfriend went and saw on Valentine's Day

This LITERALLY happened on Valentines Day about 30 minutes before we went out on our date! and he SCREAMED with happiness XD

I would make a great GF tbh

best gf ever<<<She better be 😳 Fanboys are an endangered species

Told my boyfriend we should see the Deadpool movie for Valentine's Day instead of dinner. I will never forget the squeal of utter fanboy delight he made.

Told my boyfriend we should see the Deadpool movie for Valentine's Day instead of dinner. I will never forget the squeal of utter fanboy delight he made.

Told my boyfriend we should see the Deadpool movie for Valentine's Day instead of dinner. I will never forget the squeal of utter fanboy delight he made.

Someone from New Britain, Connecticut, US posted a whisper, which reads "Told my boyfriend we should see the Deadpool movie for Valentine's Day instead of dinner. I will never forget the squeal of utter fanboy delight he made.

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76 Today’s Most Funny Memes #134
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It's nice to see my deaf friend still has a sense of humor. Me:*signs* you didn't text me back? Her: *signs back* oh well I didn't hear my phone go off.
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It's nice to see my deaf friend still has a sense of humor. Me:*signs* you didn't text me back? Her: *signs back* oh well I didn't hear my phone go off.

It's nice to see my deaf friend still has a sense of humor.   Me:*signs* you didn't text me back?  Her: *signs back* oh well I didn't hear my phone go off.
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Me: honestly I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Friend: you sleep with a teddybear. Me: he's my SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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That's my military bro lol rifle in one hand teddy in the other 🤣 I love him manly af!

My friends do not believe I am dark in any way. I found a teddy bear dress on Hot Topic when I searched to find a trench coat and flipped.

It's literally my life. I say I'm evil, but I have three stuffed animals that I sleep with just because I can.

This is totally Nico

Me: honestly I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Friend: you sleep with a teddybear. Me: he's my SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

Me: honestly I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Friend: you sleep with a teddybear. Me: he's my SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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that day when u learn ur parents have names

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My name is Daisy. I used to work with a guy that called me a different flower name every time he saw me. When he ran out of names, he bought a flower book so he could keep them coming.
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Awe daisy I'm gonna do this for you

this os awesome.

Imagine your otp

Aww that's either annoying or really sweet.

My name is Daisy. I used to work with a guy that called me a different flower name every time he saw me. When he ran out of names, he bought a flower book so he could keep them coming.

My name is Daisy. I used to work with a guy that called me a different flower name every time he saw me. When he ran out of names, he bought a flower book so he could keep them coming.
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Fuck men Deadpool Rocks
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Mom: "But those are men's pajamas." Me: "I DON'T NEED A PENIS TO ENJOY… <-- my mom's totally cool with me wearing men's clothing (i'm literally wearing men's boxers as shorts as i type this), but this is funny.

I laughed so hard at this. I couldn't not laugh at it. I don't care if my pajama pants are for dudes I love my deadpool and Batman pants XD

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Even MY Mom isn't that bad about it.

Fuck men Deadpool Rocks

Fuck men Deadpool Rocks

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I don't give a crap who you're in love with just don't block the candy aisle

I don't give a crap who you're in love with just don't block the candy aisle>>>>>>no matter what gender you are attracted to, what race you are, what gender you are, if you block the candy aisle or park in the fire lane, I will hate you.

My fiance is going deaf and will probably not be able to hear at all by the time we get married. My secret: I'm learning sign language and she won't know until I sign my vows to her on our wedding day

Someone from Moline posted a whisper, which reads "My fiance is going deaf and will probably not be able to hear at all by the time we get married. My secret: I'm learning sign language and she won't know until I sign my vows to her on our wedding day"

Like I can understand why he confiscated it, and I would take the compliment that he gave me about the story and say thank you and all, but I'd be kinda mad that he actually went through the notebook, like even if there wasn't anything personal in it, I'd still be like why you gotta be so nosey? Lol

Someone from posted a whisper, which reads "During class, I was writing a story. Teacher got mad and confiscated my notebook. I need to know how this ends.

A lady at a table I was serving complained to my manager about me having visible tattoos. His response I'm sorry her body art changes how your food tastes might I suggest you dine elsewhere next time

Parenting.

Someone from Virginia posted a whisper, which reads "When I get mad at my husband I whisper to my 3 year old daughter "daddy hi-ya!" And she'll go whack him. He thinks it's random, she's doing my dirty work.

*In the middle of test  (Quiet Room)*  Stomach:  I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE THE WHALE MATING CALL

I hate it so much it also happened to me what I told my best friend I was hungry and after my stomach went really loud lol-Ski the Night Fury

"Went to Walmart and lost my Bff so I tried to do that cute Marco friendship goal thing.And I said Marco but the response i got from a sttanger two rows down was"bitch this isnt a pool!! ""

Went to Walmart and lost my Bff so I tried to do that cute Marco friendship goal thing.And I said Marco but the response i got from a sttanger two rows down was"bitch this isnt a pool!

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