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I am who i am. I'm weird. I'm lame, i run into things, i spill food, i trip, i scream annoy random and stupid stuff.

Well thanks for the comment!!!

Relatable Post Roses are red, Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in a cage, but laughing at you.

haha i should say that next time i'm accused of talking back....which is often

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Thank God!!

How dare you say negative things about me? How dare you do me so wrong when all I did was try to be there for you! Who would've thought that a person like you can be so cruel. Guess it's true what they say that "eventually people show their true colors.

Because frankly, your act as a martyr, is starting to dry hump my last nerve.

It's an enormous shame that you can't buy a new personality as easily as you'll buy your next set of fake boobs.

No need to repeat yourself ! | (Mena    =)

There's no need to repeat yourself I ignored you just fine the first time! Lol I definitely work with people this applies to!

Nurses

I call that "slaphappy." You get so tired, that you are to the point of being dazed and goofy and weird, all at the same time.

Ha...

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So tru

I actually used this one and the person didn't get it was a comeback. What happens when u use a good comeback on a dumb person.

Yup. The one.

I've been single for a while and i have to say. It's going very well. It's working out. I think I'm the one. Funniest thing I've ever heard.

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