I promise as an Aries this could not be more true. If you come in with your "the sun is shinning, the birds are chirping" crap I will hit you with the nearest object and my aim while have asleep will be spot on!
Alright you've got to be kidding me. I am sick of all these these posts saying that Cancers cry all the time and we sleep for long periods of time. Well listen to this, I, nor most other Cancers, stay up almost all night, never fully rested.