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After I say "whatever" all the shit you say after that is irrelevant

Umm can you build a house? im laughing but my husband can really build a house and i cant cook!

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Awww i'm sorry to hear that. Would you like me to get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP?

I prefer the terms 'financially independent' and 'child free'.

Biological losers are living beings, who failed to extend their genetic or family lines.

Funny doc

Haha word man the fuck up smh funny bored manup diet backonthegame strong

On a scale of 1 to 10, how serious are they when it says... 'do NOT drink alcohol while taking this medicine'?

Funny Confession Ecard: On a scale of 1 to how serious are they when it says. 'do NOT drink alcohol while taking this medicine'?

Just Plain Dumb!

Just Plain Dumb!

People get SO angry, don't try to argue blubber at me because I pointed out you're stupid. Deal with it.

I am proud because they're just like me!!

>>> so freaking true! Don't know whether to be proud or scared that both of my kids got my twisted sense of humor - sometimes better (or worse) than the norm. One thing is for sure, they are their mom's kids *wink*

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