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I forgave you but that doesn't mean you are no longer a douche. You're still a douche, you're just no longer my problem!!

Forgiving you means I no longer dwell on what a douche you are. It doesn't mean you're no longer a douche.

This is so true! I don't just wake up this way! I'm provoked!!! ;)

I refuse to apologize for being a bitch. No one has ever apologized to me for treating me like shit and bringing the bitch out in me. It's so fucking true!

Narcissistic Abuse: It is only you who see's the Narcissist for who they really are. You saw their true colours, and also saw their mask slip off. Others are deceived into believing that the Narcissist is a good natured person. However, behind closed doors, the Narcissist is truly a monster, who wants to sabotage their target(s) life.

I can't help but wonder what other people see in you to think you are such a wonderful human being. I see the total opposite. You are a sneaky liar that uses people & hurts them for anything that will benefit you.

don't be a flat squirrel

In memory of the squirrel that ran out in the road every day I went to work same time each day. Rest in peace in squirrel heaven, my little buddy ;

What can I say . I swear like a sailor & use please & thank you like a saint . I'm complicated. sounds a bit like me ;

I decided to reward myself with a well-earned glass of wine after a long week. Then realized it was Tuesday. Morning.

"I decided to reward myself with a well-earned glass of wine after a long week. Then realized it was Tuesday. Morning" when tuesday is actually the weekend

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