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37 Funny Quotes You’re Going To Love

37 Funny Quotes You're Going To Love

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I'm so gonna use this next time some asks me "what are you doing?" :)

It is helping kill time while I cramp and cramp and cramp!

Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed?

I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

LOL! This is what it means to be human!

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure. You don't learn by not doing anything, so mistake your way to success.

Ohhhh talking to....??? Whoehaha it's me .....♡

I hate when I'm trying to pull the blankets up and I punch myself in the face.or pull my sleeve up and punch myself in the boob.

Million dollars

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

.Trust me, you can dance.

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