Amazing Reasons to Get Detention - I like the Hunger Games one the best. That or the one where the student corrected the teacher (after all, a mile IS longer than a kilometer) but got detention anyways.
How To Avoid Awkward Silences. Keep a pocket of confetti, throw it in the air, and while they are distracted, punch them in the face and run away. i will do the first part but i will not punch them in the face