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If you're confident

- The zoo? Its not worth the three hour drive. You cant even pet the animals. Every zoo is a petting zoo if only you are brave enough.

lol It's not vodka either!

"Celery is water & not pizza.and this is why I can do without celery.

Big biceps

"Education is important, but big biceps are importanter" is not wrong because "importanter" is not a word, there also needs to be a period and education needs to be capitalized. Grammar win: Education is important, but big biceps are more important.

Should'a swiped left. Wow. You look so much like a picture of someone else. What year was that one taken anyway? This year? But this year, in like, a parallel u

Soap for Online Dating

Should'a swiped left. Wow. You look so much like a picture of someone else. What year was that one taken anyway? This year? But this year, in like, a parallel u

How does Moses make tea?  HEBREWS it.

Funny pictures about Moses making tea. Oh, and cool pics about Moses making tea. Also, Moses making tea.

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Funny pictures about Brutally honest. Oh, and cool pics about Brutally honest. Also, Brutally honest.

New life moto? :)

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Would depend on what (or who) the sweaty things are, though.

Should not laugh. Should. Not. Laugh. Hhehehehehe

Having an affair?

Marketing signs and logos gone wrong. "Having an affair? We cater! You know what this adultery needs?

These are ridiculous but they male me wonder what the cases were that these questions were asked...

And lawyers go to school how many years for this?

Funny things people (and lawyers) say in the courtroom. If these were actually said by people.

Yes

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has food! Kitchen also has bacon in the words of my brother in law.

Don't judge a book by its cover, I hate math, school textbook, funny, humor meme

Oh my!!!!!!  I have added to someone else s tips before, because they are poor tippers, but this mother-in-law must be awful.

I always try to slip one of these to our waitress when going out to eat with the in-laws. I apologize for my mother-in-law. Please don't spit in my food!

Probably!

Funny pictures about Future kids will wonder. Oh, and cool pics about Future kids will wonder. Also, Future kids will wonder.

20 Students’ Response To The Laziest Thing They’ve Ever Done…

Laziest Thing You've Ever Done. Equal parts genius, hilarious and gross. im sure my laziest thing is my life

The location of the bomb is probably important

If cockroaches can survive atomic bombs and chemical warfare, WTF is in a can of Raid?

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