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if looks could kill, you'd be dead.

i may look calm but . I may look calm, but in my head We killed you three times. Your name isn't leatseatburgers i may look calm but I in my head We killed you three times Your name isn't leatseatburgers

Yeah, like A LOT!

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

When a women says "what?", it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

No Soliciting

No Soliciting sign. Soooo need to make this. Our sign that says "no soliciting" clearly isn't enough because people knock on the door daily.

And check those insecurities even your husband knows you have...

While you’re talking behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass. quotes about fake friends talking behind your back

I hate when that happens - http://lolsvillage.com/?p=546

First that stupid jerk cut me off in traffic, then he stole my parking space, and now his car's paint is on my key!

lmao...I have actually tried this...haha...such a mess.

Funny pictures about It's complicated. Oh, and cool pics about It's complicated. Also, It's complicated photos.

Truth by alyssa

My husband asks me all the time why I am running the dryer again.

Energy cannot be created or destroyed, just changed. Potential energy comes from the foods we eat. When talking about weight loss, there are three components of balanced energy, which include calorie intake, calories stored, and calories expended. When the amount of calories taken in equals the amount of calories being expended (burned), there is balance and the body's weight is stable.

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

...the reason I have no friends...lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

motherhood humor... This is so true. I feel excited to go to the grocery store ALONE these days!

i never thought grocery shopping would be a vacation but, alone, it is! I remember those days however I really don't like visiting the grocery store

Who did it ?

who sprinkled? rather who made you sprinkle bitchy dust is the question.

Tuesday's are just not the day for the bs SweetieI'm thinking We Need a Fast Forward Button & a Corona or Margarita To get Us Thru til Friday.. #hotmiamifashion #womenempoweringwomen #antibullying #shophotmiami #shophmfomg #thecrazysexyceo #hotmiamiselfiestation

I'm not only putting on my big girl panties, I'm putting on my bitch bra, my shit kicker boots and my spiked leather belt with the boy toy belt buckle. So don't tell me to "deal with it." I got this covered. This is so Funny had t reprinn

"I'm too pretty to work." Plus my husband told me the other day that he doesn't want me to go back to work.

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