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Day my favorite disney charactor Marie from the aristocats. I always thought she was so cute and she was a tough but classy little girl

People who use a lot of swear words tend to be more honest and trustworthy

"People who use a lot of swear words tend to be more honest and trustworthy, human behavioral studies suggest." I must be the most honest, trustworthy human then hahah

Canadian C.S.I. by Bizarro.

Another Canadian joke. BUT WAIT - Does this actually happen? I really don't think Canadians say "aboot" - at least not in Toronto LOL. What do you think?

but, i don't like you

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Funny Friendship Ecard: That was actually really funny. But I don't like you. Therefore I shall not laugh.

I screwed up my diet for this week.  Looks like I'll have to wait until next Monday to start again since diets can't possibly start on any other day of the week.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I screwed up my diet for this Monday. Looks like i'll have to wait until next Monday lol so true

Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

I'm not pale!

I'm not pale. It's called porcelain and I'm rocking it. So please stop telling me I need a tan!

No choice but to drop a house on her :)

Wizard of Oz Humor: This lady was all like "gimme yo shoes" and I was like "witch, please"

I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous  ...who's this fucking whore?

Funny Confession Ecard: I won't get jealous.I won't get jealous.I won't get jealous .who's this fucking whore?

Of course women don't work as hard as men........ They get it right the first time.

"Of course women don't work as hard as men. They get it right the first time." -Funny Ecards so true lol