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Free and Funny Congratulations Ecard: As all our friends start popping out babies, let's go celebrate our empty wombs with frozen margaritas.

I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it's cold, like why you gotta play me like that.

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it's cold, like why you gotta play me like that.

Ok this made me laugh.  I am guilty of posting about working out, and its really annoying.  lol    Don't Want to Hear About Your Workout

The funny thing is is that this actually happened once. I wouldn't say "fell off" I more flew offf.

I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous  ...who's this fucking whore?

This one had me laughing pretty hard! Im definitely guilty haha

And I would text him back and say, Baby, well, I can't help  But be scared of it all sometimes  And the rain's gonna wash away what I believe in.  Sigh.

Free and Funny Music Ecard: Why can't it be Rob Thomas who texts me at 3 a. and says he's lonely?

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