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Pet peeve!!!!! I know so many people who do this!!! Hate it, dont post it if you dont want to be asked!

So true, and one of my pet peeves! "If you don't want to talk about it, don't post vague status updates on FB, fishing for people to ask you what's wrong!

Kids Say the Darndest Things | #kidquotes

Funny eCard - My Dad convinced me that the Ice Cream truck only played music when it was sold out - Well played Dad

Hangry

HANGRY: a state of anger caused by lack of food; hunger causing a negative change in emotional state. Translation: Feed me or I'LL CUT YOU! It is the truth! But you won't go hangry with our portions

I'm glad we share a sense of humor and an understanding that I am slightly funnier.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver.

Whenever someone says to me, 'Oh you look so familiar, where do I know you from?' I like to respond with, 'Do you watch porn?'

Free, Flirting Ecard: Whenever someone says to me, "Oh you look so familiar, where do I know you from?" I like to respond with, "Do you watch porn?

Sorry, hun, but you don't scare me. I've seen uglier trolls than you, believe me. I'm referring to the one who fucked us all by giving birth to you.

Yes, I know you're jealous. Not only can I cook, but I'm pretty enough to not feel the need to post slutty pictures .SO TRUE

selfies......lol we have all done it!

In the near future, little old ladies won't be able to knit, sew, or quilt, but they'll take awesome self-pics in the bathroom mirror.so sad this is our generation :(

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