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Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat?

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Whoever said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" has clearly never had cupcakes. Or chocolate. Or pizza. Nothing in this world beats the taste of chocolate, nothing.

True friends crop Facebook pics

Real Friends crop photos :) So true!

Don't like assholes!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

bitch slap

Substitute smart ass comment with lie. That's more my feeling about some people

and let's not forget you were already pretty much shacking up with her and lying about it for almost 3 months at the time... he always forgets that part of the story in his "she cheated on me too" bullshit.

Sorry you're mad I acted single - ecard

I talk a lot about tequila, drinking and having a good time. I could count on my fingers alone the number of times I've actually had a drink so far this year. (Need the fingers to help me count; sure can't do it in my head... too stoned.) Just kidding. LOL!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends.

Pinterest W-2...if only I got paid per pin. I'd be RICH $$$$$$ (and heavily taxed)

it's my part time job while I. Still at my full time job haha

LoL I'm done cleaning

The definition of insanity applied to housework.

Seriously, I keep saying that and I never seem to get my shit together by that age!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I miss being the age when I thought I'd have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.


Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more wine. I completely agree.

Ouch, another one! I should get a crazy bitch board going just for you and pins like this!!! :-)

I miss the person that you pretended to be. This is so true its absolutely UNREAL.

Everything Paleo!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'd do anything to lose except eat healthy and work out.

Flight attendant prayer #aviationhumorpeople

Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

ART PRINT The Fairy Godmother Quote 'Even Miracles by SubjectArt

ART PRINT The Fairy Godmother Quote 'Even Miracles take a little time' illustration, Disney, Cinderella, Home Decor, Nursery, Childrens Art

The Fairy Godmother Quote 'Even Miracles by SubjectArt

Cinderella Fairy Godmother Quote by Risa Rodil                                                                                                                                                                                 More

Cinderella Fairy Godmother Quote by Risa Rodil