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Stop your whining

Well, grab your big boy panties, change your manpon, and pop a Pamprin, you sissy lil man!

Mainly those who invent imaginary family trees on Ancestry.com & FamilySearch & such.  SURE your ancestor (who is actually a combination of your ancestor, my ancestor, & 3 other men of the same name) fathered 37 kids by 3 wives on 2 continents, 7 after he died & 2 before he was born!

Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

The ongoing experience of social media desensitizes my sympathy and bolsters my cynicism.

Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry I failed to acknowledge whatever major crisis you've imagined is ruining your life today.

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So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

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Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew wed be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. just-plain-funny-shit

Funny Family Ecard: Then, I told him, I just need to go to Target real quick. Be back in 10 minutes. Hahahah, and he believed me.....

Funny Family Ecard: Then, I told him, I just need to go to Target real quick. Be back in 10 minutes. Hahahah, and he believed me.

Oh yeah....and have monthly periods, grow and push out babies,drop them off at day care, pick them up from daycare, work out, eat well, feed the family, have a sex life, keep the house clean and YOU KNOW the list goes on and on....

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

Friendship ecard: For all those who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world! - Peg It Board

saving my life with messy room strategy

yeah thats totally why my rooms messy. for a safety purpose ;

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Some days I am the queen of serenity. Other days, separating coffee filters pushes me over the edge. so true ;

Isn't that the truth!!!  LOL

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.

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