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I hope your new year's resolution is to get a LIFE, so you can stay out of mine.

It took a long time to make this happen by I'm finally free from those assholes!

I love the people in my life who make it amazing, and I'm thankful for the ones who left, making it even more fantastic.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the people in my life who make it amazing, and I'm thankful for the ones who left, making it even more fantastic.

haha yep one wants to sit and watch what i do on here so why not do the same thing....two can play this lil game right AMBUR!!!

Like mine who ran off to his moms house like a little snot nose whiney spoiled kid because he knows his mom will rescue him.

Even though I want to rip your freaking head off, I will kill you with kindness instead. Some call it poetic justice, I call it KARMA.

Even though I want to rip your freaking head off, I will kill you with kindness instead. Some call it poetic justice, I call it KARMA.

It's Not Called "Bitching". It's Called "Laying It ALL Out On A Platter For You In Case You Were Unaware". | Confession Ecard

When I say "I'd like to talk", what I really mean is "I'd like to completely blindside you & unleash weeks of pent up frustration & resentment until you understand my feelings." uh, yeah, pretty much.

Nothing better to do with their lives apparently... Pathetic lol

I solemnly swear that I am a people person. Just not a stupid people person.

Not ashamed to be called a BITCH, I am proud of it.  It means I WILL NOT allow you to walk over me, I WILL NOT put up with your hypocrisy.   You, my dear, have just flipped the bitch switch. I do hope your seatbelt is securely fastened. Enjoy the ride!

Not ashamed to be called a BITCH, I am proud of it. It means I WILL NOT allow you to walk over me, I WILL NOT put up with your hypocrisy. You, my dear, have just flipped the bitch switch. I do hope your seatbelt is securely fastened. Enjoy the ride!

It's a conspiracy!!  I know some grandchildren that may be doing this at times and they think I don't know it.  lol

Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. this is the conspiracy theory of my children.

All women are bitches...except us. We areawesome, amazing,intelligent, andbeautiful. Buteveryone else,bitches.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: All women are bitches. We are awesome, amazing, intelligent, and beautiful. But everyone else, bitches.

Moral of the story: He's mine now....sorry if that bothers you sweetie.

Moral of the story: He's mine now.sorry if that bothers you sweetie. U lost your chance but I won't loose mine I know how to keep what's mine

Nope!!!! I am me with all my flaws and you are you with all of your flaws!!!! Never a threat!!!F.Y.I.

Not financially, not physically, not career wise, not material wise, not with mutual friends. Lol You're Just a woMAN with a keyboard and too much time on your hands.

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