humans are aggressively social creatures and that's why we haven't died off yet

And cats basically domesticated themselves cuz humans had food that they wanted or our food attracted mice. So they started hanging around humans to get free food and never left.

Okay, but has anyone considered Trump being a combination of people though???

He declared war on Poseidon - which involved his soldiers whipping the sea and collecting seashells as spoils of war.

The half cut off line  "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate" Monty Python!

The half cut off line "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate" Monty Python!<< "What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?

Oh my. Well I'm fine with that actually, just don't go extinct

Except bees aren't doing too well cause of humanity rn

I don’t want my uterus. All it is to me is something that makes me bleed. I’ll happily give it to a trans girl/woman.

But vixin and another reindeer or something had Rudolph though?, but I mean the antler thing does make more sense so cool beans

The furry artists are rebolting

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The Greedy Drug Companies Don’t Want You To Know About This Simple, All Natural, Unconventional Breakthrou

I apologise profusely regarding this pin... I just thought it was interesting at the start...

I apologise profusely regarding this pin. I just thought it was interesting at the start.>>> What, do vampire lesbians scare you? It makes sense, really.

The only questions about if you spelled something correctly in Spanish are "Is there an 'h?", "Is it a 'v' or a 'b?'", and "Is there an accent mark, and if so, where?" <<< the nice thing about Spanish though, there are RULES except for a SMALL HANDFUL of irregulars. Whereas in English, it is completely the opposite

Spelling-bees r an American thing not an English thing

There are SEVERAL stories here...

Grim Reaper and Religions this is funny, kinda sound like something Rick riordan would write, it's cool that it had multiple religions.

At first I thought I would have to pin this to my aesthetic board

wow i love true lives of the fabulous killjoys

They Raised A Potential Killer

Sure, a dull knife would hurt. But a sharp knife will flay muscle, and the victim will last a lot longer because you can control blood loss with more precise cuts.

I didnt know i needed this

A sphinx who likes puns

Alien  Human

haha aliens with no concept of household pets <--'parasite' i--