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Before the performances start: don't drink the milk, don't eat the donuts, no no for chocolate!

I pretty much deprive my self of all things dairy and then after closing night chug a gallon of milk and eat cheese and omg it's heaven.

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Theatre pick up lines

12 Pickup Lines Only Actors Can Use. Do I put this on my theatre board or my pick up line board? Agh, well it does make me happy.

Theatre Kid // Yes, yes, yes. It annoys me so much. Specially when I can HEAR the whispers from one wing to the other, I mean, how loud can you whisper if I can hear from this far? Also, those are the damn dancers (we have dancers apart from actors, because we don't have musical theatre here) and they think they're better so they feel free to talk when actors are on stage. Not fun.

Haha, watching none theatre kids on tour and they start touching stuff. Me jumping up and down screaming behind them