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I don't even have kids, but can testify about the accuracy of this statement because of nieces and nephews!!!

Parenting Humor - Sleeping with your toddler is like sharing your bed with a drunk octopus looking for its keys.

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These hilarious parenting memes will make you laugh, feel less alone, and possibly cry knowing that someone out there understands.

Oh true....

Truth: "Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything, EVER! I smuggle out broken crayons like a mexican drug lord. Too funny.

So I suggest things they could do to not be so bored....Dishes, sweep, laundry, and then they walk away.lol

I love school holidays. Here is one for all the mothers out there with bored kids. Mine don't mention that word anymore, maybe they have learnt that "clean your room" is not the response they want.

Kids making u lose it & need jesus

When your kids are all losing their minds at the same time and you gotta connect with Jesus so you don't do anything stupid.

Remember putting duct tape over the speaker for the loud as hell no off switch toy.

Kids' toys should come with better warning labels like, "Loud as Hell",and "No Off Switch", & Requires 217 batteries.

I Seriously think about this when one kid is screaming and it sets off my other kid and I'm chucking food and pacifiers in the back seat while putting "Wheels on the Bus" back on for the billionth time.

I Seriously think about this when one kid is screaming and it sets off my other kid and I'm chucking food and pacifiers in the back seat while putting "Wheels on the Bus" back on for the billionth time.

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