I would like to think I will die a heroic death but it's more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. [substitute "peanut butter" for frosting!
My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D
Sometimes I think i'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to poop Picture Quote
Happiness is. Cuddling your pet. You just realized. Cuddling is when you hold your pet hostage and think enjoy it. haha yeah I can see that.
Seems legit Requires Real Skills!
funny quote based on how i react when toast pops out, i will never look cool walking away from an explosion. so me
People talk about having an inner child. I have an inner old lady who says inappropriate things, tells everyone to be quiet, and wants to go to bed at
Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Haha thus the reason I rarely drink orange juice I about died!
Friday Favorites (Life By Nadine Lynn)
story of a night shift nurse!
Quote: If showing up in a robe and tiara with a box of wine is wrong, then maybe I don't fully comprehend how Casual Friday actually works.
This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment. THIS IS MY LIFE
1947 edition MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET Antique Book 1ST PRINTING xmas SANTA CLAUS ♥
I call that "slaphappy." You get so tired, that you are to the point of being dazed and goofy and weird, all at the same time.
23 Funny Adult Quotes - "That horrifying moment when you're looking for an adult, but you realize you are an adult. So you look around for an older adult. An adultier adult. Someone better at adulting than you.
My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street. LOL I will never look at a squirrel the same again
Funny pictures about I'm not clumsy. Oh, and cool pics about I'm not clumsy. Also, I'm not clumsy.