Bitch I know people on your page - it comes up in their newsfeed - it comes back to me - EVERYTHING comes back to me if I wanna hear about it or not - stop with your Mrs.

Virgo be like

She spelled "you're" right. That's an amazing accomplishment now days.

Vintage Humor, Boss Babe, Adult Humor, Real Talk

Some things are better left unsaid, but I'm probably going to get drunk and say them anyway - vintage retro funny quote


I've seen monkey shit fights at work that are more organized than my job.

I am sooooo glad I was young, wild and crazy before there were cell phones and evidence. .......True!

Thank goodness there weren't smartphones during my club kid days.

And then I was like, "whatever bitches"  and the bitches whatevered . | Correction Guy

and then I was like, whatever bitches and the bitches whatevered.